I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
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come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
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That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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