We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
MIDGETS
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Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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