That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
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they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
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A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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