So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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