ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
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JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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