They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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