Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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