Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
25 Men Talk About the First Time They Went Down On A Woman
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
23 Ex Fraternity Brothers & Sorority Sisters Confess Their Most Insane Stories
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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