you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
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ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
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I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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