i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
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SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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