I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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