i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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