i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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