worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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