dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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