my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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