if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just pynch a tree in the face
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
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