and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Randomize
