he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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