it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
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I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
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