Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
My vagina is very pro this idea
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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