Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
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