she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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