Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
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Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I think my moral compass just broke
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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