we made out on top of his cat.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
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Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
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I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
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