Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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