bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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