Little spoons don't ask big questions
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
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I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
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Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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