Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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