we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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