my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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