i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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