I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
i just made my gag reflex go away.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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