I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
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I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
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Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.