Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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