worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
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Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
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What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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