Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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