Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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