So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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