Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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