I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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