I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
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you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
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That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
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