he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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