if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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