i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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