they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I smell stomach acid.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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