Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I think my moral compass just broke
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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