booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Fuck appropriateness.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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