thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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