Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
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Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
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I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I'm really busy with my period
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