that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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