Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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