I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
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Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
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Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
My vagina just clenched in fear
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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