How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
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sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
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Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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