would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
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I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
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Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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